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Requiem the 5th Requiem the 5th

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Nice, but...

The animation was cool, but could have used a little bit more effort. Other than that, well done.

...And I'm gonna be nit-picking little douchebag, now... He was probably working more on his 10th than on his 5th at the time of his death... And what with all the crap they had to get out of him, he probably wasn't playing piano.

Like I said, nit-picking little douchebag.

Please Please

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I started out trying to not like it, I knew exactly where it was going, and it didn't really introduce anything new to this genre. But I still really liked it. Maybe it was the style, maybe it was just the song, I don't know. But this was good.

mr-darlington responds:

Thank you. I really appreciate that you watched the whole thing before making your mind set.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Uh huh.

A lot of people said the dialogue is cheesy and/or corny, but it fits. Yes, it gets a bit cliche-esque, especially when you try to fit a full-length plot into two minutes, but it's fine. Everything fits. Kind of.

That's also pretty spiffy animation. The characters did seem a bit... weird, but that doesn't really detract much.

I just wrote this review so that I could say this: When the ninja pulls out a gun, all of your credibility goes out the window. When I first saw it, I thought, "Is that a ninja... using a gun? WTF?" Then, later on, said ninja starts going off about how 'ancient will conquer modern' or something like that. If he used a gun, why is he taunting some other guy using a gun?

Animation: Great. Everything Else: Meh.

Milkman Milkman

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

You are my idol.

(Not in that I want to do any of that crap.)

Someday, I'll make something that will get a review similar to Handsonfire's. That's when I'll know I've made it big.

Until then, Mr. Firth. Until then.

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The Last Unicorn The Last Unicorn

Rated 4 / 5 stars


If I were a director, and if I had any money at all, and if I had a clue about how to make a movie, I would totally make that the greatest horror-comedy-romance-western-musical-sci-fi film ever.

Nixon is back Nixon is back

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Where's Kissenger?

Awesome idea, but the quality of the voices was crap.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That was nice.

The graphics were superb.

Ronald Reagan Tribute CT Ronald Reagan Tribute CT

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Don't listen to those guys.

There are some Turds that the creator should be proud of: A stupid joke that no one gets, great animation with a horrible storyline, or, in this case, just a piece of shit.

I thought it was okay; I've seen worse survive last week.

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Im Sorry -_- Im Sorry -_-

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

That was pretty bad.

Don't get me wrong, I don't need boobs and violence and sticks to have a good Flash. It's just that this one had no plot. Great animation, but the story sucked. Self-pity barely works in writing, where everyone is drunk and self-pitiful anyway. How could it work here? Instead of leeching success off others who spend their time feeling sorry for others, shouldn't you be thinking about how you could make up for it? How you could fix it? I've felt the exact same way, many times. I, however, don't flaunt it in front of others, using it as an excuse to get in the spotlight.

10 Buckets! 10 Buckets!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


First, what the hell was xlaw42 talking about? Maybe there was a French flag because... Pierre's French? Duh.

I noticed that Banana Phone song has gotten really popular.

Grizzam responds:

...Beats the hell out of me, that guy is one of those people who ACTUALLY take me seriously >.< Despite hoe goofly weird I try to make things I always get some weirdo like that... And for Banana Phone, haha I originally used O' Fortuna-Carl Orf, but decided I wanted something more along the lines of silly than dramatic.