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[SUPER DUPER NINJA ACTION!]

Uh huh.

A lot of people said the dialogue is cheesy and/or corny, but it fits. Yes, it gets a bit cliche-esque, especially when you try to fit a full-length plot into two minutes, but it's fine. Everything fits. Kind of.

That's also pretty spiffy animation. The characters did seem a bit... weird, but that doesn't really detract much.

I just wrote this review so that I could say this: When the ninja pulls out a gun, all of your credibility goes out the window. When I first saw it, I thought, "Is that a ninja... using a gun? WTF?" Then, later on, said ninja starts going off about how 'ancient will conquer modern' or something like that. If he used a gun, why is he taunting some other guy using a gun?

Animation: Great. Everything Else: Meh.

[Milkman]

You are my idol.

(Not in that I want to do any of that crap.)

Someday, I'll make something that will get a review similar to Handsonfire's. That's when I'll know I've made it big.

Until then, Mr. Firth. Until then.

[The Last Unicorn]

Wow.

If I were a director, and if I had any money at all, and if I had a clue about how to make a movie, I would totally make that the greatest horror-comedy-romance-western-musical-sci-fi film ever.

[Nixon is back]

Where's Kissenger?

Awesome idea, but the quality of the voices was crap.

[.FACELESS.]

That was nice.

The graphics were superb.

[Im Sorry -_-]

That was pretty bad.

Don't get me wrong, I don't need boobs and violence and sticks to have a good Flash. It's just that this one had no plot. Great animation, but the story sucked. Self-pity barely works in writing, where everyone is drunk and self-pitiful anyway. How could it work here? Instead of leeching success off others who spend their time feeling sorry for others, shouldn't you be thinking about how you could make up for it? How you could fix it? I've felt the exact same way, many times. I, however, don't flaunt it in front of others, using it as an excuse to get in the spotlight.

[10 Buckets!]

Hmm.

First, what the hell was xlaw42 talking about? Maybe there was a French flag because... Pierre's French? Duh.

I noticed that Banana Phone song has gotten really popular.

Grizzam responds:

...Beats the hell out of me, that guy is one of those people who ACTUALLY take me seriously >.< Despite hoe goofly weird I try to make things I always get some weirdo like that... And for Banana Phone, haha I originally used O' Fortuna-Carl Orf, but decided I wanted something more along the lines of silly than dramatic.