JohnSwartze's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The kids need Iron]

Wtf?

I just watched the 'real' turd of the week, that Final Fantasy basketball thing, and it was loads better than this. Nothing happened and it made no sense. What was that red light? Why did it stop in a pile of skulls?

Wtf?

[Final Fantasy Shootout 04]

NOT turd of the week...

But it still sucked balls. Marc Bulger's balls.

[Edd Again (2004)]

That song... Hmm...

Oh yeah, Resevoir Dogs.

[Bounty Hunters Talk Back]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

This was really well done with some incredible graphics. I have to ask: The background for most of the bounty hunters, was it from that one book, the compilation of stories about them? I forget what it's called. The only disappointing part was Jabba; the animation could have been so much better.

StuffAnimation responds:

All information was taken from the Star Wars Expanded Universe. The book was part of it, but there where comics etc as well.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Friggen awesome...

...Except for the ending. That sucked.

[Anti-Virus 2]

This would make a good game.

I'd play it.

TitchimusMaximus responds:

I'd luv to make a game, thing is i don't know how to an i don't have enuf time to learn.

[What Is Gravity]

Heh heh.

A stupid idea (the funny stupid, not stupid stupid) that made me chuckle. Heh heh.

[Snipe 2]

Awesome.

The Xiao Xiao kind of crap is my favorite kind of movie. This had better fighting than XX, scene selection, etc. Just those extra things that make it great.

[Little Tortilla Boy]

I saw that routine!

This was excellent-now do the "Chris Farley is Batman" one.

[MEGAMAN part1]

Crap, those graphics were amazing!

The best graphics I've ever seen on Newgrounds! They were amazing. Unfortunately, that was about it. There was no plot at all; this was more of a preview than a movie.